Well there's a can, and it calls your name It's only $3.99 at the gas station down the way So put on your dancing shoes, and we'll shake, shake, shake Lord knows, you've got aches to alleviate And from your head, down to your toes From your tailbone, up to the back of your throat Well, it ain't no chore and it ain't no drag Singing along and dancing the ether rag Picture this: that's you and me, in our sunday best Why don't you keep your expectations low, so you'll be impressed That's you and me, so don't be getting so stressed! Well i ain't got the time for them shiny needles Ain't got no fancy pills to take That's why i just inhale and i exhale and i Give my brain cells a break! So it feels like you're out! and you're losing your grip You tried standing on solid ground, but your feet they seem to refuse to stick And the ghosts all around in the room, they keep throwing a fit You're out, you're falling fast and you're losing your grip! Why don't you just Take a deep breath? And try to relax? And we can dance The ether rag