You're silver nitrate and idle flame It's such a pity, such a shame You're a molotov cocktail hurled in vain At anyone who knows your name You're pigs at the trough of testosterone And shit cologne One of these days, you'll reap what you sow One of these days, you'll leave each other alone Please sir, take my hand Show me how to understand Strip me down and stare Lure me to your squalid lair Please sir, share with me Your smarmy barbs of jealousy Pull the wool over my eyes Feast upon my pride Now don't think you're so sacrosanct Those sweet blonde locks are just a plant Takes two to tango in the dead of night And you won't give up without a fight You're a six foot infant as I live and breathe No clue what you need One of these days, you'll tear apart his creed One of these days, you'll sever and you'll bleed Please sir, take my hand Show me how to understand Strip me down and stare Lure me to your squalid lair Please sir, share with me Your smarmy barbs of jealousy Pull the wool over my eyes Feast upon the one I prize