Everything is heading for a crisis The country's going broke but don't be blue boop boop she boop Remember friends, that all of us are English And when we're down, we look around and this is what we do We panic oooh, panic aaagh, panic all over the place Panic oooh, panic aaagh, wipe that smile off your face Nothing is getting better, doesn't it make you sick Its like a bad dream, so have a good scream and panic aaagh Yesterday you had to beg and borrow today You only stand around and curse groan drat darn But you should all look forward to tomorrow it's Not so late, just you wait, it's gonna get much worse So panic oooh panic aaagh panic all over the place Panic oooh panic aaagh, wipe that smile off your face Nothing is getting better, Doesn't it make you sick throw your Hands in the air, have a good swear, and panic All the great men of history panic did what they had to do panic, What did Caesar do with Cleopatra panic and Napoleon at Waterloo Panic now presidents and prime ministers panic rapidly learning How panic the leaders of today show us the way, all together now Panic oooh, panic aaagh, Panic all over the place panic oooh Panic aaagh, wipe that smile off your face Nothing is getting better, Doesn't it make you sick holler and shout, let it all out and panic.