Janelle is awfully bright/For a fresh girl of eighteen/She knows all the punk Rock sites/And does a cool fanzine/Janelle can be so tactful/A quality that's Often rare/But if you're talking tactful/You're talking dyed pink hair/And She's not afraid if anything/And she won't get old and boring/And I don't Think the East Bay punks/Will make up long enough/To meet Janelle/Janelle/ Janelle/she's so swell/And she dosen't smell/Like most of her pals/And if I Have to spell it out for/I'll tell you that I'm sweet on Janelle/And she's Not afraid of anything/And she won't get old and boring/And I don't think East Bay punks/Will wake up long enough to meet Janelle/Too bad 'cause I'm Fond of Janelle/Oh, yeah I'm makin' a fool of myself/Oh yeah/Oh yeah/Oh yeah/ Oh yeah/Oh yeah/Oh yeah/she's so swell/Jenelle/Janelle/Janelle/Janelle.