I'm fucking Sick of this shit but I can't say no Ass-first down chimneys I'm a hoe hoe When I bake my rum cake It's more rum than cake Cause it helps me forget that my identity is fake Pissed off cause parents make me part of lie, I'm their tool I'am a bribe and I know why hear we go again You better be a good boy better be polite or you won't get that toy Greeeeed your greeeeed makes you good good Don't come from within well then maybe it should Let's go motherfucker Let's go motherfucker Got one . eight billion homes to cover These gifts ain't gonna deliver themselves There's a note on you back Man fuck those elves Jingle Jingle motherfucker Jingle Jingle motherfucker Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort cocksucker I ride all day with dear shit hitting my face What happens when they grow up and learn the truth Santa ain't real there goes your childhood You can always buy shit to show that you care Even if it's a tie or some underwear Use more giltter use more plastic use more paper to wrap Even the North fucking pole is polluted with your crap Them elves have spoken They can't work for free dam right that shit is legit slavery Let's go motherfucker Let's go motherfucker Got one.eight billion homes to cover These gifts anint gonna deliver themselves Who drank all the beer Man fuck those elves Jingle Jingle motherfucker Jingle Jingle motherfucker Milk and cookies ain't worth the fucking effort All the way from north pole to your stupid fireplace Fuck it I'm done I'm giving to those in need I quit I can be better I can finally be free Giving to those in need it and I'll stop talking Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking Do it or I'll be back to take a shit in your stalking