Of course, I met a boxer He's decorated in silver and gold I wanted to be just like you But you're always the first hand to fold If I had a dollar for all the times I spoke to you wrong I would be broke and still be a joke, too Of course, I left LA There was fire on the mountain every day Well, I'm not sure I like it here But I still decided to stay If I had a dollar for the times I looked at you wrong I'd be in jail and somehow you'd come through with bail Of course, I met a boxer Who's painted in black, blue, and blood No, you never liked me much But for you, I'm face-first n the mud If I had a dollar for all the times I loved you wrong You'd think I'm rich but I'm broke just for singing this song