Puddles of alligators Are napping on my tongue I try my best to entertain them But my best isn't enough So why don't you come over? Cause no one else is home I'll show you all my little gators I'm not safe when I'm alone You see they ripped open the Cheerios And threw them all across the floor They make me punch holes in the drywall Tell me to always lock my door You see they made me kill the tv They made me hate my little phone They took a knife to all my neighbors So I could finally be alone Oh my puddles of alligators I think they're starting to wake up And I don't know how to amuse them And I don't think I have the guts So please, please can you come over? Cause now there's no one left at home Just keep me calm til I can tame them I can't handle this alone