Did I ever tell you guys
All of you who listen to this band
About the meanest guy that ever is
Or ever was?
'Bout four feet tall and pale
Known as Jake to his friends
Which means that no one has ever made the
Mistake
To call him Jake
There's about a thousand ways
I could demonstrate that he's poison
Motherfucker creeps around like a human
Snake
Fangs and all
(Spitting in the food
Pissing in the pool
Yelling at the blind
Acting like it's cool
Preying on the weak
He's fucking cruel)
Did I ever tell you guys
All about Jacob St. Claire?
Absolute evil if there ever was
And there is
Kills the lawn
Freaks the dog
Curdles the milk with a stare from 15 feet
(Ad lib)
Until the scumbag comes walking up
And then it's
Jacob, Jacob
Get the fuck away
But he keeps coming around
But he keeps coming around
You beg him
Plead him
Scream until you bleed
But he keeps coming around
He will keep coming around
There is no love
For you,
Your mom your dad or any of your friends
My name is Jacob
I guess you've all heard of me
My reputation does precede
Yet again
I'm not a lying man
I won't deny what's been said
All these awful stories that folks repeat
Again and again
Oh I'm hated
Always scorned
Always cast away, always pushed aside
Always me again and again
Ever since I was born
I've been despised
It's pain and rejection
Again and again
But I can promise you this
If you'd only give me a chance
Walk with me
Take my hand, I would
Get you
Take you
Burn you and break you
Again and again and again and again and
Again