The Mexican monster babies are here Are here in the USA The Mexican monster babies are here Are here in North America Soon they will spread To the USA Land of the free And the home of the brave Have heads like frogs They look like dogs Their hearts hang out Don't want them about Buy [?] pills From the man next door He owns a drug store He said take two of these And you'll never get pregnant again Don't know what they were They look like M& M's Maybe they were In a month you were pregnant You had a Mexican monster baby Mutations of today Mutations of the only [?] Flowing deep and not know why Flowing deep you [?] today Thousands of new drugs come out each year Some are tested some are not Some are sold by fundie people Some cure cancer some do not They create Mexican monster babies They're coming to Juarez, El Paso, Utah, Where the Mormons live, Arizona Yes folks, that's right, you heard right You can't afford to go to a [?] for birth control Stop buy your neighborhood drug store And pick up some new yellow pills with a funny name Mexican monster babies Oooh When, oh, why, why, me, why, me Why me