People push me around and they call me a freak Make fun of my friends and they say I stink But I killed my mammy on the day I was born Scared the doctor half to death with my antelope horn Met the mongoose woman, that's when I was saved A beard on her face and her pussy is shaved Had a little baby boy and he looked like a frog When Momma serves supper, he barks like a dog Kick some ass tonight! At the freak show! Got four legs and a dick that can see Reptile skin like a gator should be Daddy sold me to the circus when I was three I'm nine feel tall and half a foot wide How much would you pay for a coat of my hide? I live in a tent and I sleep in the hay Ringmaster beats me with a whip all day Brings his girl to see us, shows off his sluts One of these days, we'll eat out his guts Kick some ass tonight! At the freak show!