Ain't got a comb, don't own a toothbrush A one-room hole and toilet that don't flush Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee Washin' the windshield, I'm earning my dime "Let me wash your window, alright, man?" Put that camera down or I'll bash in your face Spit on the car, head back to my place Weird, waxed, and wired Weird, waxed, and wired Weird, waxed, and wired Yeah, I'm a goddamn bum, man, who gives a shit? I shit in my pants and I sleep in my piss Don't need no woman, don't need no doggie A stack of old Hustlers and an old cup of coffee Weird, waxed, and wired Weird, waxed, and wired Weird, waxed, and wired