Check this poor boy out Yeah I had nothin' to lose Check this poor boy out Said she repay my blues Check this poor boy out Danced 'round my wire wrecked my world Check this poor boy out Left me cryin' like a baby girl CHORUS: The river of love flows in the wrong direction Bit me on the ass and left a nasty infection The river of love flows in the wrong direction God how I wish that I was never subjected Down to the river of love it's in the wrong direction Check this poor boy out Yeah I fell out of my mind Check this poor boy out She left some luggage behind Check this poor boy out Lost my heart's virginity Check this poor boy out Almost drowned in her sea -CHORUS- You infected and subjected took away my fun Was it concious effort man that really sucks You put your chain around me like a dog to it's tags Why don't somebody want me man it's such a drag The river of love flows in the wrong direction Bit me on the ass and left a nasty infection Infected and subjected took away my fun Oh God how I hate that river of love -CHORUS 2- Yeah yeah yeah yeah fuck yeah