It's a Friday night, and this is the plan
We are driving to a show in our Volkswagen van
A few hours later and we're still in the mood
We're hungry so we grab some takeout food
But when we arrive, there is no crowd
And the soundguy says 'you are playing too loud'
We still need to lift our own heavy stuff
Yeah, playing in a band is really tough
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job
It's a week day, and this is the plan
We are driving to a show in our Volkswagen van
It's a very big gig that we're heading to
Supporting a band, we even brought our own crew
But when we start warming up the crowd
Everyone wants to scream and shout
They all yell at our guitar player
Yeah, the people in the crowd only wanna hear Slayer
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job
It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it
Dirty job, dirty job