I got a very good bargain, I bought it online
It was really a steal, but I commited no crime
Almost to good to be true, cheap and like brandnew
I should have known there was a catch, because I bought it from you
But a few hours later... a really strange smell
And my brandnew television had a already gone to hell
You said you needed the money to buy a car
But if I was dissatisfied you wouldn't be far
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So I got on the phone, but you told me to stop
You said it was my problem and hung up!?
Too good to be true, I should have known better
My money's gone, guess you thought: I'm gonna get her
I really learned my lesson, but so did you
You shouldn't mess with me, that much is true
This was your very last sell, cause when I saw your car
I cut the brakes, you didn't get real far
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