Rough tough Never normally touch the stuff But I still look double smart in my whistle Even if it is on its second wear Double Sinatra'd Woof Bodies double shaking Feeling double sick Hearts double racing Oi call the doctor double quick Maybe this is my swan song Somebody help me my heads in Hong Kong Ding dong This is gonna be a two dayer I can feel it I feel it in my waters Why do I feel like I've got a hat on? My heads full of bees and The windows full of fried geese aint helping me level out I remember girls dancing on tables And a weird dinner that made me feel a bit scared I remember karaoke Being a famous singer You're my wonderwall you are Maybe this is my swan song Somebody help me my heads in Hong Kong Ding dong Oh go on then