I wish it was the weekend Even though it's all the same for me yea I still Wish it was the weekend Cos then I'd have some friends And not be in my head I'm yawning down the Cally early morning Just dropped off the Mrs And I need to get something in my stomach, stat Tally ho I'm thinkin to stop off at the breakout cafe But a group of geezers are looking at me funny I'm trying to work out if I recognise their faces Cos sometimes I forget the places I've frequented After one two many 'liveners' The last place you wanna get into a row with blokes with face tattoos Is out the front of Pentonville Cos this ain't Shoreditch And it's not for the look my darling na na na I wish it was the weekend Even though it's all the same for me yea I still Wish it was the weekend, cos then I'd have some friends I bump into big mike which is a weird one cos he's a Southend boy Turns out he's up here on a job Mikes about 6 foot thousand With hair a bit like Jamie Oliver when he used to do the naked chef I text Joel to say I bumped into big mike And get a screenshot back of big mike telling Joel he bumped into me We arrange a drink that will never happen I wish it was the weekend Even though it's all the same for me yea I still Wish it was the weekend, cos then I'd have some friends And of course my mouth tastes like burger sauce from the night before And I've got one of those headaches that's only in my left eye I could do with some tlc to be honest tbh But there's no one about cos they're all normal people with jobs I wish it was the weekend Even though it's all the same for me yea I still Wish it was the weekend Cos then I'd have some friends I wish it was the weekend Even though it's all the same for me yea I still Wish it was the weekend Cos then I'd have some friends And not be in my head I wish it was the weekend I really wish it was the weekend I wish it was the weekend I really wish it was the weekend