I do hereby declare
He begins, nervously
That at no point was I aware
He lied
Of the inflicted pain and despair
He falters, hopelessly
And this pay cheque made my judgement impaired
He cried
I don't really know why you're mad
Like, where's this all coming from
What we're doing isn't all that bad
They're all logical monetization options
And, by the way, how dare you fuck with me
And bro, I'm just going to say, this is going to make my dad so angry
Oh, You don't even know
Here's what everyone always forgets
I need to support my family too
And fix the engine on my third Corvette
That's just high value living, my dude
Don't blame me for this
All this money I can't resist
I'm living in a gold mine
Buy low, sell high
I'm not breaking the law
But I'm making out like an outlaw
Don't blame me for this