I wish we'd gotten drunk And fallen down confused And I wish we'd gotten drunk So the kiss had an excuse The wine was left unopened And the whisky untouched too And now I'm wide awake and wondering What I'm I to do I wish we'd gotten hammered b And passed out in the dark And I wish I'd slurred my words When I said you had my heart But we were walking straight And i enunciated well And now there's no way for me to pardon myself You're so nice, yeah You're so nice Such a gentleman you are And i was being too nice I was being way too nice I was carelessly holding your heart Good thing it's never too late to get tanked And claim the whole thing was misconstrued It's never too late to get tanked And shake the guilt loose The wine's ready to open And there's whisky for two So in the morning when we wake up We can blame it all on the booze