And if you think that you could do better She's got some pretty wise sage advice for you if you'd let her 'Cause she's been keeping tabs on all the things that you do And she's been keeping close eye on you And she'll let you know We never go in the heat of competition Tell me everything you know about the human condition And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders Making the block And when you smile that's a gene I never got And the way your hair stays in place, I should be jealous but I'm not I just go right back where I think I should be You said that's all right with me 'Cause I tell you when We never go in the heat of competition Tell me everything you know about the human condition And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders Making the block Ba ba ba da ba da ba da ba Ba ba ba da ba da ba da ba... We'll let you know We never go in the heat of competition Tell me everything you know about the human condition And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders Making the block We never go in the heat of competition Tell me everything you know about the human condition And wave to the meter maids who are doing their job And they're calling the cops 'cause they're fake do-gooders Making the block