That's how the old folks used to do That's how the old folks used to do Killing spare time with a hook and a capital K But should you have it your way That's how the old folks used to do That's how the old folks used to do That's how the old folks used to do That's how the old folks used to do Killing spare time with a hook and a capital K But you could have it your way When I met you father he said girl you're a lush You better keep you nose clean, better keep in touch That is he said to me all the things we do Remind him of when he was younger than us But if you just grow up we would be so proud of you Why don't you get a real job and cut your hair too Trade in that nasty shirt for a three quarter Blouse and iron it twice a day He said That's how the old folks used to do That's how the old folks used to do Killing spare time with a hook and a capital K But should you have it your way