Hello country fans
Thank you for listening through to the end of this tape
We gonna reward your patiences with our version of the ka ka ka ka classic
Even my shizts is whites whites whites
Michael jackson looks white under a bright light, but when the sun goes down,
He returns to his natural colour.
That's how come he's able to stalk his prey at night
Even my shitz is white, whitez whitesz.
In case theres anyone out there who doesn't like the way I sing or the jokes I tell
Please! don't tire me down with the same type needles (garble)
To explain why I sing the way I do, why your so unfair to rebuke and chastise me
I will tell you a story which actually happened, not very long ago, in a city not very far away
It was late, the night clubs were closed, I was drinking (garble)
She was pregnent and I had to dig my heels into her stomach to make sure she miscarried
ANYWAY! my mind wondered and I saw myself in a garden, and saw myself surrounded heat of 2 types
1 humid and suffocating the otherone firey, burning my hair and fingernails
That's right children it was the garden of edan.
Where adam and eve invented humanity with the twin fires of love and hate
I had to escape, suddenly in the distance I saw a concrete tower, emiting a cool blue light
And i could hear men singing, I dragged myself towards peaceful sound with the last of my strength
I got into the elevator and went up to the top floor
Take it down a little bit just a tiny bit more
And I could hear men singing
WHITE FEATHER CLUB WHITE FEATHER CLUB white feather white feather club
The door opened, "come in friend!" were having a meeting, take the minutes.