Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything,
Nothing at all
I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
Turn the T.V. on, throw my hands in my pants
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
I'll be loungin' on the couch, just chillin' in my snuggie
Flip to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
'Cause in my castle, I'm the freaking man
Oh, yes I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything,
Nothing at all
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooooh)
Nothing at all
Tomorrow I wake up do some p90x
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
And she's gonna scream out, "This is great!"
Yeah, I might mess around and get my college degree
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
But sorry, pops, you'll just have to wait
Oh, yes I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything,
No I ain't gonna comb my hair
'Cause I ain't goin' anywhere
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-no-no, no
I'll just strut in my birthday suit
And let everything hang loose!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah, yeah
Oh, yes I said it, I said it, I said it 'cause I can
Today I don't feel like doing anything
I just wanna lay in my bed
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone,
So leave a message at the tone
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything,
Nothing at all
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooooh)
Nothing at all
(Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooooh)