Rudolph the redneck reindeer Had a very lousy beer And if you ever drank it You would run away in fear All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Joinin' in the drinking games Then one soggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your beer so light Won't you taste my brew tonight Then all the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the redneck reindeer You'll go down in history Rudolph the redneck reindeer Had a very shiny gun And if you ever saw it You would shit your pants and run All of the other reindeer Used to laugh and call him names They never let poor Rudolph Join in any reindeer games Then one soggy Christmas Eve Santa came to say Rudolph with your gun so bright Won't you shoot your load tonight Then all the reindeer loved him As they shouted out with glee Rudolph the redneck reindeer You'll go down in history You'll go down in history