Many centuries ago when the tides of man were turning There was a leader who ruled the land with an iron fist They knew him only as the tsar and this is his tale Now you will fear Wrath drawing near You will cringe at the Laugh of the tsar All my armies marching forward Desecrating sacred lands Reaping spoils and taking riches Conquering with iron hands Flee before the savage bear He will tear into your flesh I will conquer and you will feel my wrath Now you will bow before me I am the tsar Leader of the holy army Torturing those who oppose I will drown your helpless screams Laugh of the Tsar Crusading with a higher power Seizing all my rightful lands With the might of Bannered steel Laugh of the Tsar I am the tsar Kneel before me I pass judgment On all those I see All will succumb to my reign Bringing slavery and death I'm the beast of bedtime stories Stealing children in the night I will rule this land forever Never shall my legend die I will conquer and you will feel my wrath Now you will bow before me I am the tsar Laugh of the Tsar Sounding in the night Laugh of the Tsar Following you everywhere