Hello, hello, hello Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare And you're my dream come true No matter where I go All roads lead just to you Yeah, I'm a nightmare Yeah Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare But you know that I love you And that you can count on me to be true I know you know that I know I'm a pain in the ass sometimes But I promise I'm working on that, too I'd never write a stupid poppy love song For anybody but you I just might call you Boo And if you should die before me, promise you'll haunt me Leave the cupboard doors open every morning so I know you're there And that you care Yeah, I'm a nightmare And you're my dream come true (dream come true) No matter where I go All roads lead just to you Yeah, I'm a nightmare Yeah Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare But you know that I love you And that you can count on me to be true I get wound up and angry At the way the world works sometimes But I can't imagine being angry with you I'm trying not to be a fucking psycho Oh, but it's hard sometimes when you've got a head like mine If things go wrong between us, meet me in a parallel universe I swear I'll do my best to make it work here first Ah, ah, ah, yeah, I'm a nightmare (nightmare) And you're my dream come true (ah, ah, ah) No matter where I go (where I go) All roads lead just to you Yeah, I'm a nightmare And you're my dream come true No matter where I go All roads lead just to you Yeah, I'm a nightmare Yeah Oh yeah, I'm a nightmare