Well, I see you got yourself a little haircut You look like an asshole At least to me Good to see that you've been flying your true colors these days These days The only things I want back from you Are my time and my bass guitar (hey, fuck you!) Other than that, I'm satisfied To see you walk around Looking like the asshole I know you are Well, I know that you've been fucking my friend Dani Not much of a friend But a pretty good lay, I heard And if you two weren't just a perfect pair of jackoffs, I might feel bad Take it the wrong way The only things I want back from you Are my time and my bass guitar (hey, fuck you!) Other than that, I'm satisfied To see you walk around Looking like the asshole I know you are Looking like the asshole I know you are Looking like the asshole I know you are