And so it was Just like in the fairytales They lived out the rest of their days in absolute fucking misery (Yeah, dickhead!) So put that in your metaphoric pipe and smoke it, mate! Yeah! You what mate? Fuck off! Go on! And I'm in denial, but I do it in style (I do it in style!) Ooh, I know that I've been here for a while 'Cause it's been making me smile And everybody needs a little bit more happiness in their life All I see is static And amateur dramatics Attention-seeking tactics I swear, I've seen some crazy things Yeah, I've been on some mad shit So just leave me in the attic, bubble wrapped in plastic I've started a fire but won't be calling the fire brigade 'Cause what I desire is just some satin attire But everybody wants to come and ruin what the tailor made I'm set to automatic, shenanigans and antics It's bonkers and bombastic I swear I've seen some crazy things Yeah, I've been doing backflips So meet me in the sandpit Bubble wrapped in plastic Bubble wrapped in plastic You have one new message First new message, recieved today at 9:05PM "Hey, man, just calling you to see if you're alright Um, I know today was, like, maybe not what you expected Bit disappointing, but, uh Yeah, I just wanted to make sure, uh Make sure you're alright We're sending our love And, uh, yeah, just talk to you in a bit Bye!"