Everyone is getting married And my best friend is having a kid All the others are buying houses How can I compete? When did I become that Facebook post That said "don't trouble yourself, dear. Just think of that guy from school who's still Focusing On his music career." Everyone is moving to somewhere How come I am the one to stay? Playing shows to thirty 20-something's in love Isn't that just great? When my parents were my age They had four little kids to feed No room for growing up They just had to deal with And I think I might be too A great dad for one or two But when I'm home it seems I'm only staring at a screen There I saw your pictures today And this big ol' life you lead And I think that maybe Growing up isn't just for me I think I've seen all this before In a Hollywood fantasy Young boy is sad cause life is different Than he thought that it would be Sometimes my head explodes From all the shit it holds And as the photo app unfolds I ask "when the fuck, did I get so old" I heard the news today 27 years at best Maybe that is why I hate horror films Cause life scares me to death So I'm up at 3 a.m. You call me back to bed And I think to myself maybe growing old with You Isn't bad It isn't all that bad