Mum, I'm off to California Tyler wants me to go with him, yes! Oh, thanks for your last letter It was great to hear from you I'll buy you a computer Emails don't need redirecting I can't wait for all that clean fresh air And healthy living, too It's so different here from Ilford Life's so fast and so aggressive Every night I've got a headache They all shout just to be heard I miss our games of Scrabble I don't think I'll get over That time when you got 'equinox' Down on a triple word Girls rememberin' the fifth form We all fancied Kevin Bailey, caw! He'd sing, such an adonis! How we worshiped at his shrine Well, I've met a bloke just like him But unlike Kevin Bailey Tyler doesn't have bad acne He's not spotty and he's...