Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Good old Beverly Hills
With every deal that's done
An award is won
You can rent a car
Or rent a star
Suntans and Sunday brunches
Sprinklers sprinkle away
Careers are being hyped
Before the scripts are typed
I'll call you back and have a nice day
Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Spotless Beverly Hills
When someone takes a walk
All the neighbours talk
Every man and beast
Came from out East
Egos and valet parking
Newsmen gossip away
If you don't mean a thing
You find your phone won't ring
I'll call you back and have a nice day
"Hello, Mr. Bloom's Office"
"Oh, hello. Can I speak to Sheldon, please?"
"No, I'm afraid Mr. Bloom is at a screening"
"If you would like to leave word, we'll get right back to you"
"Thank you for calling. Have a nice day"
Capped teeth and Caesar Salad
Prime time Beverly Hills
The cost of land's so high
You can't afford to die
When you feel bad there
You dial-a-prayer
Earthquakes and English muffins
Ulcers popping away
It's like a fairytale
Long as you don't inhale
I'll call you back and have a nice day
I'll call you back and have a nice day