The state of Florida
Has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the
Sex offender shuffle
I'm Larry Arthauer
And I'll refrain
From touching my neighbor's kids again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice guy
You'll come to find
Got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a barbecue
We can make some cold drinks
In my blender
But do keep in mind
That I'm a sex offender
Vernon Douglas is my name
My battery arrest is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Strap on my boots and watch me go
But I can't ski
Until December
Until then I'm just a sex offender
I'm Charles Dolling
Dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds
Like a lot
Three of those times were for vandalism
Feel real bad
I got caught
Come on dude again
Probably not
I'm not here to make pretenses
I'm here because my sex offences
I'm Sam Pound
I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done
In case you were wondering
What that was
I snuck into a bathroom
And I
Ain't no trouble
I'm just here to do the
Sex offender shuffle
Hey everybody
I'm Laura Hughes
Proving girls can do it to
And by it I mean
Touch your cousin
Was it worth it
No it wasn't
Won't find me in your child's play set
Cuz I gotta wear this ankle bracelet
I'm not here to go on bender
I'm here because I'm a sex offender
Last name Burmholdt
First name Mark
I'm moving in somewhere
On your block
Not in a house
But in a van
If you need me to move it
I sure can
Last thing I want is any trouble
Learned my lesson from the
Sex offender shuffle
I'm the one they call
Arthur Chase
They said I didn't have
To show my face
My first trial ended in a hung jury
If I'm found guilty
They'll un-claw me
I'm not the necrophiliac
Arthur Chase
That's a different
Arthur Chase
I'm not here to be my own defender
I'm because I'm possibly a sex offender
Ok real quick
I'm not like these people
This is an extortion plot
On my ex wife
Who's the only witness
And she's trying to take away my kids
I'm not here to pack my duffle
I'm here to do the sex offender shuffle
The state of Florida
Has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
We're obliged to admit
The crime s for which we were convicted
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally obliged to do the
Sex offender shuffle