"No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share "No, no, don't touch me there" So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule It's "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my pastor when he's playing with my hair It tickles and I'm little and it really isn't fair Here's the facts My square is not for pats I can count to 32 and I'm friends with all my cats I'm a smart guy In a dumb situation And nobody's gettin' off at my no no station Hi My name is Juicy I like hangin' with my friends and sippin' apple goosey Eatin' lots of burbers and hangin' with my groupies If you talkin' shit, I'ma pull up with the uzi! Sorry I got, I got a little carried away "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told the cabbiе when I couldn't pay the fare And also while you're at it, can you quit the creepy stare? "No, no, don't touch me there" So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule It's "No, no, don't touch me there" It's a pretty simple concept if you haven't been aware I want to be alone, I don't want a love affair Now listen I go to federal prison I'm a whole new Juicy, no no edition No competition No no permission Keep your hands off Juicy is not your main mission Corners Count 'em, four You picked the wrong shape for your fingers to explore Mr. Nice Guy? Well, not anymore We can be friends but I'm not your damn whore! Ha-ha Sorry, guys I... really need to get that under control "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share "No, no, don't touch me there" So tell that creepy guy who always hangs around your school That all they need to do is this one simple rule It's "No, no, don't touch me there" Keep your gross old hands off my no no square Um... Hi my name is Juicyfruitsnacks I'm a convicted felon for the three Counts of desecration of gravesites Two counts of public nudity One time for pissing in the park I am a public menace and I need to be stopped Please if anyone can hear this put me down I'm a danger to you and everyone you love "No, no, don't touch me there" Is what I told my uncle but he didn't seem to care It's my secret little spot and I don't wanna share