Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Well, the single's great, it's a bit too happy
So fetch us some champagne and make it snappy
And God forbid that you ever make it big
Because the retro police will arrest you at the gate for your...
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Smoke that batter, drink that wine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Well, the band looks great, but your tunes sound OLD
And we'd love to do you a deal, but the label's been sold
Now we're blowing down the road like a black Super-Sucker
Hey, I dunno who lied to me, but he's a bad motherfucker
Ain't no Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Need a break, can't stand life
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
We're buying 40 ounces for you simple fools
You didn't make it home, but you look so cool
Ahh... Gimme!
Now we got tattoos galore and a 12-step program
We're banging Hollywood actresses on video home cam
Ain't no Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Smoke that batter, drink that wine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Need a break, can't stand life
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey Shine
Hurdy Gurdy Monkey... Shine!