Sitting in my office with a plate of grilled bacon Call my man Dwight just to see what was shaking Yo Mike, our town is dope and pretty So check out how we live in the Electric City! They call it Scranton (What?) The Electric City Scranton (What?) The Electric City Lazy Scranton, the Electric City They call it that because of electricity! The city's laid out from east to west And our public parks and libraries are truly the best! Call poison control if you're bit by a spider But at least check that it's covered by your health care provider! Plenty of space in the parking lot But the little cars go in the compact spot! (Spot, spot) Yeah! (Spot, spot, spot, spot...) Snack attack time, don't lose your head We like Cugino's for the tasty bread We call it Scranton (What?) The Electric City Scranton (What?) The Electric City Scranton (What?) The Electric City Scranton (What?) The Electric City Scranton! (What?)