Relaxing on my hands and knees Relaxing on my face Reclining in the bear trap of its tender, warm embrace Glazed with coniferous green Glazed with excitement and dread Exhausted from oversleep Awake but still in bed Shaving razor's rusty but the sting brings you exactly back to Maine Is the world that went south Maine Is a punch in the mouth Maine at the top of the chart Has crushed my evil heart Maine Is the devil you know Maine Is the heaven below Maine At the top of the chart Has crushed my evil heart I love you anyway (I love you anyway) I promise there's no other state (there's no other state) But only if you stay away (but only if you leave) And leave me to my ugly state (me to my ugly state) And give me back my evil heart so I can see you as you aren't Maine Is the world that went south Maine Is a punch in the mouth Maine At the top of the chart Has crushed my evil heart Maine Is the poison you love Maine Is the hell from above Maine At the top of the chart Has crushed my evil heart