Smoking Weedle and I'm feeling Gloom
And I'm Koffing and Weezing and I don't know what to do
Then my hopes Bellossom as she passes by
She reminds me of the Starmie sky
Give me a Chansey, though I seem a bit Farfetch'd
I Heracross my heart that I'm better than the rest
All my life I think I've been Seaking Mew
Once I looked around the corner and I had a Pikachu
Though I'm kinda Oddish, she's Exeggcute
Zubat-ter believe that she's awfully Tentacool
Before I met her, I was just an Unown
But now I'm actually doing the Cubone
Give me a Chansey, though I seem a bit Farfetch'd
I Heracross my heart that I'm better than the rest
All my life I think I've been Seaking Mew
Once I looked around the corner and I had a Pikachu
You shine like an Omastar, plus you're really smart
Let's move to Paras and it will be Magikarp
We'll Seel the deal and it'll be just you and I
And I'll take you out to dinner every Dragonite
But now I can't de-Scyther the signs you're giving me
You're Horsea-ing around and there's a secret up your sleeve
These thoughts are Onyx-pected and maybe we should part
Our life might be Houndoomed and it's Machopping up my heart
Don't Jynx it, it's alright, and that is what I felt
But then when I discovered it, I Togepi-d myself
Your Ghastly secret made me feel Poliwrathed
You're Mankeying with other Geodudes behind my back
She only Vulpix-d me for my money all along
And then in a Rapidash, she was Porygon
Now I'm on the street, smoking Weedle day again
And I'm feeling Krabby, cause it feels like it's the end
I can't even think without getting all Machoked
When it comes to love, I'm just a dopey, dumb Slowpoke
Give me a Chansey, though I seem a bit Farfetch'd
I Heracross my heart that I'm better than the rest
All my life I think I've been Seaking Mew
Once I looked around the corner and I had a Pikachu