Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say:
"You must get Lord Voldemort's behind."
No, no, NO!
Sorry my lord!
Amateur! It's "Get behind Lord Voldemort!" Draco,
A bad thing needs to happen and it's up to you!
THAT'S not what they teach us at Hogwarts.
Then maybe you need a new lesson.
Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse
Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse
It means no Harry, better call him a hearse (Okay - he's a hearse!)
It's our trouble-free artillery
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra?
Yeah. It's our favorite hex!
What's a hex?
Geez kid, what the "hex" wrong with you?
Good one my lord!
Draco, Those two words will solve all your problems
That's right. Take Wormtail here:
Why, when he was a young Hogwarts... student.
When I was a young Hogwaaaaaarts... student.
Very nice.
Hehe thank you.
He found his persona lacked a certain appeal
He was teased and abused til he squirmed and he squealed
I'm a sensitive soul, I was so chagrined
That they put me in Gryffindor,
And not Slytherin
And oh, the shame
(He was ashamed!)
Such a lame nickname
(Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame.)
And I wanted to quit
(How did ya feel?)
Well, I felt like sh-
Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids!
Oh. Sorry.
Avada Kedavra!
So nicely depraved!
Avada Kedavra!
Even though you don't shave - yet
It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave
(Yeah, sing it kid!)
It's our recipe for anarchy
Avada Kedavra!
Welcome to the dark side.
You're all killers?
We kill whoever we want.
Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts!
That's beautiful!
That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad!
I'm so angry I could kill a whole house-elf.
Heheh. we don't need a house-elf killed. Yet.
An owl?
Nuh-uh.
⚡Harry Potter!⚡
NO! HE'S MINE!
Listen, if you're gonna be a Death Eater,
You have to act like a Death Eater.
And there's one fella that REALLY needs to... "go away".
Ooh, who's that?
A certain headmaster... who did you think?
Oh. Wow.
Oh yeah. I hope you're not chicken.
Unforgivable, yet satisfying!
This is a rare opportunity. Mhmmm.
He'll die with a very pleasant crunch.
You'll learn to love 'it!
I'm tellin' ya kid, this is a great life.
No rules, no accountability, ohoho,
And the little muggle kind.
And best of all, we're all pureblood!
That is except me. Well, kid?
Oh well...
Hey! Don't point that at me!
Avada Kedavra! Haha! Unforgivable, yet satisfying.
That's it!
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra! Avada --
It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore's in his grave
Love to hear them scream in that flash of green...
Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Avada Kedavra!