You can make huge coins materialize Shoot fireballs out of your hand You can grow ten times your normal size That's what it's like in Japan There are big green pipes sticking out of the ground Bricks floating in the air There are mean little turtles walking all around That's what it's like when you're there When you get to Japan You must try to find And save the princess fair But when you get past The big green lizard She's hardly ever there You can jump like nobody's business Live longer than anyone can You don't have to wonder or say, "What is this?" 'Cause that's what it's like in Japan I've totally been there That's what it's like in Japan That's what it's like when you go to Japan (I think.)