I was lonely and I was sad
Sitting in my boxer shorts like somebody's dad
I saw your picture in the paper it caught my eye
It said to call right now you'll be standing by
Said you were standing by
You got a desk and you got a phone
Your smile makes me feel good when I'm alone oh
You got beautiful eyes, beautiful hair,
Your computer monitor is big and square
They should really buy you a new monitor
Oh
Stock photo girl
I believe what you told me
Stock photo girl
I bought the stuff that you sold me
Stock photo girl
I only want you to hold me, but you only
Yeah you only, you only put me on hold
Hello, hello is any one there?
I'll buy the vitamins, I'll buy the creams
Anything to follow my dream
There's a guy in a lab coat holding a chart
If he's your boyfriend that would break my heart
Stock photo girl
I believe what you told me
Stock photo girl
I bought the stuff that you sold me
Stock photo girl
I only want you to hold me, but you only
Yeah you only, you only put me on hold
I'm stuck hold yeah you put me on hold
Somebody get me off hold
I'm on hold I'm still on hold
Oh no somebody pick up the phone no
Oh it's ringing
Hello?
Hi yeah, I would like to place an order with you guys,
Uh a very large order,
But there's a particular operator I'd like to talk to,
Uh I don't know, I can't remember her name but she looks,
Uh she's got uh beautiful wavy hair and uh alabaster skin.
Do you know who I'm talking about?
Hmm no one like that there huh, I better talk to your manager.
Hi yeah I would like to order from this uh lady here in this ad.
Uh she's not there right now huh.
Well uh well if I place an order will she get back to me?
Ok. Do you have a pill that would make my penis smaller?
Oh
Stock photo girl
I believe what you told me
Stock photo girl
I bought the stuff that you sold me
Stock photo girl
I only want you to hold me, but you never hold me
You never hold me, no you never never never
Stock photo girl
You got my credit card
Stock photo girl
I got 24 cases of ...
Stock photo girl
I only want you to hold me,
But you only yeah you only you only put me on hold
Hi yeah, I would uh, like to lodge a complaint,
Uh this hemorrhoid cream tastes terrible and these man diapers are,
Uh are really too tight. I ordered XL.
The uh penis shrinking pill has worked great however.
No refunds huh... Yeah huh backing away from the microphone...