Who wants to get drunk and smash bumper cars I do, I do Who's got a Sony demo that's ready for the Charts I do, I do Who calls his mom's vag on the fourth day of March I do, I do Who has dirty dreams about Rosanne Barr Well, I guess that's me That's me that's me Hey Crush, what's up Can you text me and tell me if I'm normal Hey man good luck I heard Dateless is looking for a bassist I think it sucks I don't understand why things are so important Let's go get drunk And pull stop signs into Baltimore apartments Because I'm just a recluse Get someone on the goddamn phone I'm a recluse... Who wants to take a dump when the toilet seats down I do, I do Who's favorite colours are yellow and brown I do, I do Who wants a motor scouter and a Blue Moon beer I do, I do Who's out of tune on Call It A Career Well, I guess that's me Or Jeremy