We're the Castle Crashers I've got an axe, I ride a shark's head I've got to smash all of my enemies in the head I've got the Orange guy You've got the Blue guy He's got the Ogre Oh no we're dead again It's hard when you're dying Come on you've got to get back up Arrows flying I'm going to dodge them as fast as I can I've got to smash these assholes I'll be there as soon as I can Oh wait, I think I see gold I'll be there as soon as I can I won't leave you out cold I'll be there for you We're the Castle Crashers Traded my axe for a lobster head I've got to smash the Alien Hominid in the head until he's dead We drowned the Catfish We dropped the Cyclops We popped the Corn Boss Oh no we're dead again Well we've been through hell now Healed battle scars with good CPR And we saved the princess Oh my god she's hot So all bets are off We're the Castle Crashers