Mom's yellin' get a job Dad's callin' me a slob But i don't wanna work For no minimum wage I was late for class again Teacher gave me detention And she said boy you better Start actin' your age I wake up every single day Tryin' to think up a way To get through Without gettin' pushed around by you And i say woh-oh-oh-oh And you say woh-oh-oh-oh And we just don't care about that anyway Woh-oh-oh-oh All the jocks think i'm a geek They beat me up 3 times a week And i couldn't get a girl to save my life My neighbor says i got no taste He thinks that my whole life is a waste This comin' from a guy that beats his wife Parents are thinkin' Rehabilitation Principal wants to send me On a long vacation But they don't know about me It's more than what they see I'm not a teenage sickie I know that 1 and 1 is not 3