Sitting in the corner, cookin' up a ruse Laughing with the hard skin, drinkin' lodsa booze Along comes the old bill, stingking up the drum Talking fuckin bollooks, talking out is bum Law and order - up your arse You make me laugh - you're a fuckin' farce Accusing us of this, accusing us of that Fuckin' stupid bastard, pork soratchin' twat You're down the road johnny, fuckin sort him out If you need some mucle, give the boys a shout Fuckin sort it