I'm a greasy guy Got a dirty mind, I know And when I close my eyes I see typewritters and pantyhose And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries Can't keep my mind on what I'm doin' (What you doin'?) I don't know But when I close my eyes I hear typewritters and ringing phones And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries ♪ And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries Every day I work hard And I guess it goes to show Lots of things I'd like to do to you On the hood of your BMW Oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries And oh-oh-oh-oh Those fucking secretaries And oh Oh-oh Those secretaries