When I woke up
I was looking like this, there's no make up
(Just kidding)
And you know what
They're just sexy like this, no push-up
(Just kidding)
Is that chocolate?! (eeew)
Oh my gosh I don't eat that
(Just kidding)
Check out my hashtags
#Nocarb, #nofun and #nofat
Middle fingers up, that's for all that bullshit
Say I don't give a fuck, call me Mrs Misfit
Now watch me how I rock this cosy sweatpants outfit
You better come back me up cause I'm about to wiggle my hips like this
Just Kidding
Just Kidding
Just Kidding
I don't fit in
When I grew up
I fell into a boiler of botox
(Just kidding)
So now straight up,
Tell me where did you get that nosejob?
(Just kidding)
Ups that was a secret
Too bad I didn't keep it
(Just kidding)
Really no big deal sis
I bet everyone else didn't see it
(Just kidding)
Middle fingers up, that's for all that bullshit
Say I don't give a fuck, call me Mrs Misfit
Now watch me how I rock that cosy sweatpants outfit
You better come back me up cause I'm about to wiggle my hips like this
Just Kidding
Just Kidding
Just Kidding
I don't fit in
You won't get real attention (you know, you won't)
For fake boobs and extensions
Just be who you are
Come embrace imperfection (you're beautiful)
And enjoy your reflection
In my playgirl mansion oh
(Just kidding)
Just Kidding
Just Kidding
Just Kidding
I, Now drop your shiny rocks and get back to basics
Forget about the duckfaces and the fake chicks
Go wipe off your lipgloss, wear a smile on your lips
Cause lady life is too short for you to take it so fucking serious
(Start kidding)