Well I met this old man sitting here in this bar
He told me stories and tales from afar
I said for a world traveler what are you doing sitting here
He said the beer's as good here as it is anywhere
I said have you drank all your life
He said not yet I haven't son but we're drinking tonight
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And he said
I drink lots of beer, man, I drink lots of beer
Man, I drink a lot of beer
Hold your glasses high in the air
We'll drink a lot of beer
I said well what kind of beer do you drink
He said I don't know lemme see lemme think
Like uh
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Michelob, Rolling Rock, Honeybrowne, Shiner Boch
New Castle, Red Stripe, Lowenbrau, Coors light
Negro Medello, such a fine fellow
Lone Star Beer and a Whole Lotta Sol
Dos Equis, Castle, Keystone, or Bass
Hell I drink a lot of beer
I said holy s**t old man that's a s**t load of beer
I'm not a world traveler but I've drank beer from around the world.
He said like what kinds of beer have you drank
Lemme see lemme think
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Pabst Blue Ribbon and old sammy Addams
Bud Light, na, Foster's and Heineken
Nordahm blonde, got the girl on the front
If Homer were here he'd be drinkin' that Duff
Grotes and Guinness hell I aint finished man ive drank a lot of beer
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Oh man, Said, son I got you beat, I'm 'bout twice your age
I said bulls**t you're 'bout 3 times my age you old fart
In that case I drank 3 times as much beer as you
I said well what kind of beer do you drink
He said I don't know lemme see lemme think
Like uh
Pelican, Steibocker, BlackLabel, Budweiser
Miller, Mickey's, Moulson'll make you sicky
Pearl and the beast, Fat Tire, Petes Ol' Wicked Ale, oh what the hell
Girls and Guinness I ain't finished
Boy, I drink a lot a beer
I said Oh man you've got me beat
You have drank a lot more beer than me
I have to say one thing 'fore I leave
Is you can't drink as fast as me
He said how fast can you drink
I said I don't know, Lemme see lemme think