If it's a Monday mornin' at 7 a.m.
I'll be sittin' at the same red light
Tuesday's more of the same damn thing
Workin' that nine to five
If you're an ex-girlfriend, the IRS, or my mama lookin' for me
On a Friday night, I ain't hard to find
You know where I'll be
You can find me in a bar, on a stool
With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew
Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon
You can find me with a drink in my hand
In a honky-tonk with a country band
And if I ever go missin', you won't have to look too far
You can find me in a bar, alright
If it's a Sunday morning, 11 a.m.
I'll be sittin' in the last row pew
Listenin' to the word like I ain't hungover
Preacher man knows the truth
If I ain't at work, the Baptist church, and there's a family emergency
My doors are all locked, and the lights are off
There's only one place I might be
You can find me in a bar, on a stool
With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew
Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon
You can find me with a drink in my hand
In a honky-tonk with a country band
And if I ever go missin', you won't have to look too far
You can find me in a bar
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You can find me in a bar, on a stool
With some Crown in my Coke or an ice-cold brew
Talkin' to the girls and buzzin' like the neon
You can find me with a drink in my hand
In a honky-tonk with a country band
And if I ever go missin', you won't have to look too far
You can find me in a bar
You can find me in a bar