Those Piedmont girls can go to hell, they're trying too hard anyways. Those Piedmont girls can go to hell, they're trying too hard anyways Make your veins flow with new blood cells 'cause John Muir seems a ways away. We were losing drinking games and laughing in your driveway And after hours I looked around for you, but you'd stolen away. You know I like it when you're awkward. You know I like it when you've got no thought control. "I'm not trying to be your boyfriend, I'm just trying to be someone you can hold." Well Tim came all the way from Munich and he likes the heat. And Abigail's found herself a man who's robust and upbeat. You cut your hair and shaved your head like a vigilante And if I fall tonight it's gonna break my back, it'll look revolutionary. You know I like it when you're awkward You know I like it when you've got no thought control. "I'm not trying to be your boyfriend, I'm just trying to be someone you can hold"