You say I'm a bore And I say I'm just not interested Yeah 'cause we're great at wasting time I say you could use to see the light Instead of standing right in front of it 'Cause we're missing every sign As a matter of fact we're both equally inept As a matter of fact it's failure we expect We're a match made in hell You say love don't mean a thing And I say you've never been in it I can't wait to get it right You can't cook but you could fix a flat Took a stab once at fixin' us Like a watchmaker with boxing gloves As a matter of fact we're both equally to blame As a matter of fact we're legally insane We're a match made in hell (Blow me out before you throw me out) Be careful how you treat me tonight I might get the urge to finally put up a fight You wake with a furry eyeball I'm fishing for purpose I wouldn't trade it for the world