Somebody try the side door
You know it's gettin' kinda late
I'll just assume there's a reason there's
Nothin' on my plate
It sounds a lot like show time
But why am I up at six
No one told we'd be
Playin' at Fort Dix
Round & round it never stops
Each day a new surprise
You'll find it all inside
Your brand new book of lies
Round & round where we stop
Your guess as good as mine
It's one big compromise
Your brand new book of lies
Will that be yen or lira?
Is that in local time
& If someone cancelled
What's everybody doing in line
S'Pretty hard to get a signal
A way out here in the sticks
Got a feelin' that the local's
Bin up to his old tricks
Round & round it never stops
Each day a new surprise
You'll find it all inside
Your brand new book of lies
Round & round where we stop
Your guess as good as mine
It's one big compromise
Your brand new book of lies
I think I know it's monday
But this is not Milan
I went to sleep in Brussels
& Woke up in Japan
Somebody try the side door
You know it's gettin' kinda late
I'll just assume there's a reason there's
Nothin' on my plate
Round & round it never stops
Each day a new surprise
You'll find it all inside
Your brand new book of lies
Round & round where we stop
Your guess as good as mine
It's one big compromise
Your brand new book of lies