Somebody try the side door You know it's gettin' kinda late I'll just assume there's a reason there's Nothin' on my plate It sounds a lot like show time But why am I up at six No one told we'd be Playin' at Fort Dix Round & round it never stops Each day a new surprise You'll find it all inside Your brand new book of lies Round & round where we stop Your guess as good as mine It's one big compromise Your brand new book of lies Will that be yen or lira? Is that in local time & If someone cancelled What's everybody doing in line S'Pretty hard to get a signal A way out here in the sticks Got a feelin' that the local's Bin up to his old tricks Round & round it never stops Each day a new surprise You'll find it all inside Your brand new book of lies Round & round where we stop Your guess as good as mine It's one big compromise Your brand new book of lies I think I know it's monday But this is not Milan I went to sleep in Brussels & Woke up in Japan Somebody try the side door You know it's gettin' kinda late I'll just assume there's a reason there's Nothin' on my plate Round & round it never stops Each day a new surprise You'll find it all inside Your brand new book of lies Round & round where we stop Your guess as good as mine It's one big compromise Your brand new book of lies